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USERNAME: WOLF Fushiguro Megumi Jujutsu Kaisen TEXT • AUDIO • VIDEO • ACTION • OVERFLOW

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TEXT; misfire; un: moneyshot … closes my eyes real tight

[assassinsgreed]

hey sexy
what are you wearing right now

closes my eyes also

[seaurchin]

[ he knows this is a misfire

(well, it better be one, anyway)

yet, he's still completely and utterly mortified. ]

Could you not text me ever again?

1/???

[assassinsgreed]

i'm not really a fan of sunsets, i'd rather watch other things go down instead..
like you, for example..

2/3

[assassinsgreed]

_{[ oh wait, holy shit, holllly shitttt.. he can't believe he's done this.. classic papa misfire. Look, he's equally mortified, but he can save this.. (he thinks..) ]}

3/3

[assassinsgreed]

that's what you say to a girl if you wanna bang her
remember that, kid

_{[ Nailed it. Bad dad love life advice is a go. ]}

[seaurchin]

Check before you send your messages. I didn't need to see this.

And I'm pretty sure saying that to a woman would get you arrested.

[assassinsgreed]

worked well on your step mom if you ask me

_{[ b r u h ]}

don’t tell me you’ve never sent a flirty message to a girl before

[seaurchin]

Another thing I didn't need to know ...

[ thankfully tsumiki isn't here to hear this. ]

No. Never.

[assassinsgreed]

why not?

_{[ tell him 🌈you're lgtv🌈 ]}

[seaurchin]

I'm not interested in hooking up with women.

[assassinsgreed]

why not?
women are beautiful
they make you feel good

<sub>[ okay fr he didn't mean to make that sound as raunchy as he did.. it's more like, women have made him feel loved before, and that's been the only times in his life he's ever felt that.

but interpret how you may, megan.... ]</sub>

[seaurchin]

[ he's going to assume the worst sorry ]

Do you have to be gross about it?

I don't care about that sort of thing.

[assassinsgreed]

❓

_{[ not the question mark emoji instead of just typing an actual question mark... ]}

[seaurchin]

What?

[assassinsgreed]

nevermind

_{[ ?????? ]}

[seaurchin]

[ ???? ]

Spit it out already.

[assassinsgreed]

<sub>[ He could be honest and genuine here and talk about what he means, exactly, or..

He can just go ahead and take Megumi’s misinterpretation and be gross to avoid talking about his feelings. It’s easier to be gross. ]</sub>

since you asked..
you’re not interested in the soft body of a woman?

[seaurchin]

I already told you that I'm not.

[assassinsgreed]

_{[ 🌈??? ]}

oh
you’re into men

aren’t you?

_{[ oh he has a cute little gay son, he’s gonna pinch his face if he ever gets over his emotionally stunted self when it comes to Megumi. ]}

[seaurchin]

What?? It's not that either.

Don't make assumptions about me.

[ listen he is not ready to explore this ]

[assassinsgreed]

sometimes that same pick up line also works for them

sometimes

_{[ ??? ]}

[seaurchin]

I'm pretty sure it's a guaranteed way to ensure the person you're interested in never wants to speak to you again.

If they don't block you right away.

[assassinsgreed]

_{[ the sass this boy has... at least that is something of Toji's he inherited.. ]}

i raised you better than to speak to me like that

_{[ you didn't raise him at all??? ]}

[seaurchin]

You didn't raise me.

1/2

[assassinsgreed]

oh yeah

that’s right

well